i did naht. dont touch me mohtherfuhhhker

click on the links cause the vids are cutoff with the blog layout.
ok i saw ryan favorited this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b64ZK7KDfTQ


naturally i was intrigued so i researched further and found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9-BM2ok2vE

i really want to see this movie.

For all you campers out there...

#128 Camping
August 14, 2009 by clander
If you find yourself trapped in the middle of the woods without electricity, running water, or a car you would likely describe that situation as a “nightmare” or “a worse case scenario like after plane crash or something.” White people refer to it as “camping.”
When white people begin talking to you about camping they will do their best to tell you that it’s very easy and it allows them to escape the pressures and troubles of the urban lifestyle for a more natural, simplified, relaxing time. Nothing could be further from the truth.
In theory camping should be a very inexpensive activity since you are literally sleeping on the ground. But as with everything in white culture, the more simple it appears the more expensive it actually is.
Camping is a multi-day, multi-step, potentially lethal activity that will cost you a large amount of both time and money. Unless you are in some sort of position where you absolutely need the friendship of a white person, you should avoid camping at all costs.
The first stage of camping always involves a trip to an outdoor equipment store like REI (or in Canada, Mountain Equipment Co-Op). These stores are well known for their abundance of white customers and their extensive inventory of things for white people to buy and only use once. If you are ever tricked into going to one of these stores, you can make white people like you by saying things like “man, this Kayak is only $1200, if I use it 35 times I’ve already saved money over renting.” Note: do not actually buy the kayak.
Next, white people will then take this new equipment and load it into an SUV or Subaru Outback with a Thule or Yakima Roof Rack. Then they will drive for an extended period of time to a national park or campsite where they will pay an entrance fee and begin their journey. It is worth noting that white people are unaware of the irony of using a gas burning car to bring them closer to nature and it is not recommended that you point this out. It will ruin their weekend.
Once in the camp area, white people will walk around for a while, set up a tent, have a horrible night of sleep, walk around some more. Then get in the car and go home. This, of course, is a best case scenario. Worst case scenarios include: getting lost, poisoned, killed by an animal, and encountering an RV. Of these outcomes, the latter is seen by white people as the worst since it involves an encounter with the wrong kind of white people.
Conversely, any camping trip that ends in death at the hands of nature or requires the use of valuable government resources for a rescue is seen as relatively positive in white culture. This is because both situations might eventually lead to a book deal or documentary film about the experience.
Ultimately the best way to escape a camping trip with white people is to say that you have allergies. Since white people and their children are allergic to almost everything, they will understand and ask no further questions. You should not say something like “looking at history, the instances of my people encountering white people in the woods have not worked out very well for us.”

Rowan Williams is cool, and has great eyebrows

My favorite archbishop Rowan Williams gave a speech on Thursday in Rome, speaking on the recent move by the Roman Catholic Church to invite in Anglicans who are weary of the Anglican Church's alleged extreme liberalism. Williams defends his position on female ordination and tries to smooth out some of this Anglican/ Roman Catholic conflict.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/20/world/europe/20anglicans.html?ref=world



Here's a link to the full speech that he gave yesterday...
http://www.archbishopofcanterbury.org/2616

making up for lost time

i think you will enjoy some of these


russians + vodka + kerosene lamps = fire


steeple chase champs


guy steals microphone from reporter, gets tackled


arabs and their cars


dolphins playing with circular spinning water bubbles underwater - insane


eagle gets a mountain goat


tour de france dog


stephen colbert being himself


F@%# Cat - a bizarre but hilarious video


great footage of cycling falls and fights etc...


holy s@#$ - plane crash


insane chopper take off


a bus crash test goes crazy as it keeps going and hits viewers


insane bike crash


darwin award candidates play with fire


sleep walking dog hits wall


arnie defends his decisions


dog scared of blow up alligator


two boats crash into each other

oh yeah

this is actually a sweet video in itself...an eagle getting a fish, but the golden part is at the end of the video.....

SplurgenShitter

Happy 40th Birthday to Sesame Street.

and also this