Monday, January 12, 2009


I have made an extraordinary discovery. My friend William 
Farley is in fact a direct descendant of this Homo Sapiens Neanderthalensis of the Cromagnon Era (circa 33,000 BC). The last living descendant it would seem. Just observe this photo evidence and compare the two beings. Notice the unruly, splotchy hair, the squinty eyes signifying bad vision, the neglect and hatred of clothing. Of all the imperical, scientific evidence, the barrel chest depicted in this photo is clearly the most convincing link between the two Sapiens. During the Cromagnon period, the barrel chest was useful for taking long, deep breaths while on exhausting dinosaur hunts. Farley, on the other hand, uses this Darwinistic attribute for his own recreation, smoking fine pipe weed and resting his laptop upon it. As you can see my friends, the proof is overwhelming. 

Note: Farley this is not meant as a rip. You are a great man and I just couldn't help noticing the similarities between you and our ancestors. 

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